This is a conversation between Who wants to be a Millionaire? and George Costanza.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: wait
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: don't go
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: this will be AMAZING!
George Costanza: I give you that face, you know. That face I make in the baseball cages.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Welcome to the show! I'm Regis Philbin!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: We're joined today by George, from Brooklyn, New York.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: George, tell us about yourself.
George Costanza: Heh, glad to be on the show Regis. I used to be somebody. Hehe, heh.
George Costanza: Used to.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Well, you're on the show now. You know the rules?
George Costanza: Of course! Say a letter, get the dollar.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Basically.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Let's Play!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: *Intro music plays*
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Question 1 for $100
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Which of the following is not a shade of red?
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: A. Chestnut B. Auburn C. Scarlet D. Azure
George Costanza: Well Regis, this question is pretty easy but I want to take a minute to say
George Costanza: The Seahawks were robbed, The Patriots cheated last Superbowl, hehe.
George Costanza: Anyway the answer is D. Azure.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Correct for both! $100!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Question 2 for $200
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: From 1994-1997 USA aired what show about an anthropomorphic Private Dick/Family Man?
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: A. Gooseberg B. Duckman C. Sparrowheim D. Dovestein
George Costanza: Well Regis, I also had a popular show going around that time.
George Costanza: But what really gets my Goose is that B. Duckman never got picked up for another season.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: (I'm actually watching Duckman right now.)
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Correct!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: $200!
George Costanza: I was in that show, Regis!
George Costanza: Too easy!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Question 3 for $300
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Moses Carried a Decalog describing the Commandments. Decalog is a list of how many?
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: A. 5 B. 20 C. 10 D. 100
George Costanza: Well Regis, Deca means ten. Like how my schnozz is a deca-inches long. So C. 10. Final Answer.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Correct! $300!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Question 4 for $500
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: James Bond, a character originated by Sir Sean Connery, has been portrayed by how many actors?
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: A. 4 B. 5 C. 6 D. 7
George Costanza: Hey uh, speaking of James Bond Regis, you excited for the new Star Wars movie? Seems like a particular actor from those movies is making an appearance
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: Oh yeah, it's gonna be awesome! No spoilers, though.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: SERIOUSLY.
George Costanza: Yeah, I'd hate to be told Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren his son. Haha!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: GEORGE.
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: (That had better not be fucking real)
George Costanza: Oh it is Regis. Realer than my dry spell after Seinfeld!
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: (Tell me it is not fucking real!)
Who wants to be a Millionaire?: (YOU ASSHOLE!)
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Who wants to be a Millionaire?: (YOU BALDING ASSHOLE!)
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