This is a conversation between a dildo and JIDF.
JIDF: a little more closer...
JIDF: get your ear close to my mouth... this is some -very secret- thing!
a dildo: Now tell it to me
a dildo: i know u love me
JIDF: i shoved you in my shit filled hairy ass when you were drunken... i am sorry baby
JIDF: i wanted to put you in my flowery pink pussy but... a small mistake...
a dildo: Y u do this to me? Huhuhuhuh
JIDF: baby please dont cry :'(
JIDF: ew i have shit on my clothes now
JIDF has left the conversation.